Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
justamadmanwithabox: lenhart-drystan: sweetandviscous: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’...
Sometimes, late at night in my room, after the lights have gone out and the mistakes have already been made, when it is heavy and silent and still, I lie awake and listen to my pulse on the pillow. It’s the only way to get through this. GET THROUGH THIS. That’s how it goes, like a feather on a drum, bristling and quick, barely there. It’s a microscopic sound,...
Bon Iver kind of day.
All liquid diet until Monday now.
droogiestyle: vivalatinkk: Actually going to die. GOOD LUCK I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU AS I EAT SOLID MEALS <3 THANK YOU. PLEASE EAT TASTY YUM YUMS FOR ME.
All liquid diet until Monday now.
Actually going to die.
Please don't let me get old.
Me: I don't have internet right now and I need to check my email.
Grandma: Oh that's right, you can't get internet on a laptop, can you?
Me: What would be the point of a laptop without internet? All you could do is like...type things.
Grandma: But then you could send things to people!
dominicfuckingwells replied to your photo: If you’re up this late, you deserve this. …or… ohay butt Butt it says I heart you! :)
All liquid diet until Thursday.
Going to die.
The amount that I smoke at home is NOTHING...
SO WHY IS MY THROAT MADE OF DEATH AND SANDPAPER?
So, Twitter might not be the best source of information, but I think it’s pretty sad that #mydadgetsnocall was trending worldwide today.
When I’m feeling like there’s no love coming to me, And I have no love to give, When I’m feeling separated from the world, And cut off from myself, When I’m feeling annoyed by every little thing, Because I’m not getting what I want, I’ll remember that there is an infinite amount of love available to me, And I’ll see it in you. I’ll remember...
I don't like seeing boys I've hooked up with on...
I like to think they stop being real after they leave.
Oh, I don’t know anymore What it’s for; I’m not even sure. If there is anyone who is in the sun, Will you help me to understand? ‘Cause I’ve been caught in between All I wish for and all I need. Maybe you’re not even sure what it’s for Any more than me.
Obviously not counting.
But Christmas is in six months, one week, six days, nineteen hours, and thirty eight minutes. And I turn twenty-one in six months, four weeks, nineteen hours, and thirty eight minutes. Just sayin’.
Any fire I set is not for the art of destruction,...
the origins forgotten in unconscious mists, deep reasons feeling makes the finished product fed from breath, blood, and biscuits. This act of creation (capture the energy) like an offspring, outgrows me, stands before you as a thing in itself. Says: “here i am, open armed.” Says a lot about me, and something about you.
You're in my body.
I know my bed can tell when I’m thinking about you. It knows the way I curl into my pillows, The way the blankets wrap around my limbs, The empty stares from tear stained stuffed animals. I know my phone can tell when I’m thinking about you. It knows what it feels like to sleep on my pillow, The way my fingers reach for it in my sleep, The half asleep, anxious pressing of...
So. A part I forgot to mention is that my other cat had babies maybe…two/three weeks ago? And now, the cat who miscarried today is trying to nurse those kitties and thinking they’re hers. YOU GUYS THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Need a cat therapist, stat.
Sad day :(.
So my kitty’s been pregnant for a while, and I guess she popped this morning. She had a single kitten with three heads. It didn’t survive. Which I guess is better. But still wah.
I think I'm gonna start unpacking.
OR I’LL WATCH THE BIG BANG THEORY ALL NIGHT.
Anonymous asked: paint my toes with the nail polish then suck on them once they dry you dirty whore =D
gossipseer asked: Well that's just fucking adorable. Everything about your relationship gives me warm fuzzies. You guys are so good at being roommates/besties. And you're both amazing people on top of that.
That awkward moment...
when it’s date night and you’re trying to have sexy time with a cute boy and your puppy comes bounding in and jumps on the bed to cuddle.
I MISS THE FRONT OF FELS, WAAAAH.
Wanna hear a funny story?
A few weeks ago, I spent sixteen hours straight working on my final project for ceramics. Then, when Jeff was unloading the kiln, guess whose pot fell and broke into a million tiny pieces? It was mine. It’s actually kind of not funny.