My name is Rebecca. I'm a damsel, but not the distressed kind, one who's totally calm and in complete control of her own destiny. I possess elegance, etiquette, and general "being-a-lady-ness." I also stick my tongue out, hang from jungle-gyms, drink whiskey, and know how to creatively curse. I will rock Jordans and cocktail dresses within hours of one another and give not one single fuck while wearing either. I would do anything for a musically trained blasian kid. I want my last words to be "Yeah, I had that coming."